

Ah what the heck.“ He threw a rock at it. “To defeat the spider’s curse, quote a bible verse.” Homer read Barney’s note. In sector 3E he encountered a giant monster spider! Homer screamed and the giant spider hissed. Homer snuck out of work via the deadly abandoned sector. ”To escape unwanted activities head into sector 3E” Homer read an old riddle. Crusher and Lowbow were beating up workers who stalled in line ie doing their shoe laces up. Marge grimaced as she saw him run off screaming and slamming the front door shut. “Agh! She suspects something! She must be killed!” said Homer’s Brain. “Homer are you planning on sneaking out of work early.’ said Marge. “They won’t suspect a thing.” Homer thought. “Roll in nine leave at five! That’s my motto said Homer. Little does she know I’m planning to skip work early to go to the duff Brewery.” Homer thought to himself. “You better get off to work sweetie.” said Marge giving Homer his lunch and a kiss. Everyone finished their breakfasts and took their lunches and left. "Oh that's the school bus! Kids you better hurry up!" Marge explained. ”Why you monster! Why would you do that to my best friend?!” Bart yelled at Oscar strangling him. “Oscar, don’t give the dog cigarettes.” Marge told him off. Santa’s Little Helper came in smoking a cigarette and coughing in a sickly manner. ”I thought I’d investigate the effects of cigarette smoking and tobacco on dogs.” said Oscar. ”Where’s your science experiment Oz?” Homer asked tousling Oscar’s wild brown locks of hair boisterously. No.” said Hugo after a long pause squinting at Oscar. ”How about some sort of Go Go Ray that makes people do funny dances, Hugey?” Oscar asked. "Hugo, no! We're not getting reattached!" Bart scolded him. "So I can apply for conjoined twins to have reattachment surgery! Mwuhahahahaha!" "Well I'm submitting Freckles and Flaps, My pigeon-rat." said Hugo.

"How can you accidentally French kiss your dog?!" Bart asked him. He was asking desperately about the cootie shot. This one is like the morning after pill." Bart replied. "A cootie shot." Bart had a toy syringe with something orange in it. If you don't eat them you could get extremely unwell." Lisa explained. Fruit and vegetables are vital to our diets. "What if people don't like fruit or vegetables?" Bart asked. The experiment is to solve world hunger with giant fruits and vegetables. Lisa explained that her tomato was genetically modified and fed anabolic steroids to grow giant. ”Yeah, syrup is better than jelly.” said Bart with a plate of pancakes covered in syrup and one with pancakes topped with strawberry jelly or as us Brits call it, jam. ”Geek.” Bart called Oscar a geek for referencing a reading book. ”No! Hands off my freakishly giant tomato!” Lisa yelled stopping him. ”Aaaaaaaaagh! Attack of the killer tomatoes! I’ll save you Lisa!” Oscar yelled taking out a huge ass laser cannon. ”Homer! I want you to encourage and support Lisa with her science fair project.” said Marge sharply to Homer, telling him off. Homer laughed when he saw the giant tomato. Even though I'll win this year yet again.!" Lisa replied.Īt breakfast Lisa had a giant tomato on the table. However it was just a dream as his voice faded away and Bart woke up to Lisa saying first prize to him repeatedly. "Congratulations Bart! First prize! First prize!" said Skinner.

”I’m disrupting the learning process! And I love it!” Bart cheered. "Can't stop doing the monkey.!" she says while dancing.īart rapidly zaps teachers with his invention causing everyone to dance! “Allow me to demonstrate Seymour.” said Bart smirking.īart zaps him. ”We put up an excellent science fair thi- Go Go Ray?” Skinner asked Bart about his experiment. ”Never mind, forgot Cosine the Chinese kid.” said Skinner. “Well Edna, for a school with no Asian kids-“ said Skinner. He has invented a crazy dance zapper that makes whoever it zaps do crazy dances. Meanwhile Homer spends the day eating snacks on the sofa while watching football.īart is at a science fair at school one day.
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Science Unfair Bart and Lisa sabotage each other's science fair projects at a series of science fairs.
